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ppl!!! i added this page because i am wierd.... i hope you enjoy it!! its a page i gotta save some of my junk ;)
50 things to do in an elevator
1. make race-car noises whenever some one gets in or out of the elevator
2. blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers
3.grimace painfully smacking your forehead and muttering "shut up! all of you just shut up!"
4.sell girlscout cookies
5.whistle the seven notes of "it`s a small world"
6.crack open a breif case or a purse and while peering inside ask, "got enough air in there?"
7.shave
8.offer nametags to others and wear yours upside-down
9. when atleast 4-7 people are on the elevator say "ooo, not now! stupid motion sickness!"
10. stare grinning at another passenger and announce, "i got new socks on"
11. meow ocassionly
12. say "DING!" at each floor
13. lean against the buttons
14. show other passengers a cut and ask if it looks infected
15. burp and then say, "mmm.. tastey!"
16. Blow spit bubbles
17. leave a box between the door
18. carry a blanket and clutch it protectivly
19. when the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "is that your beeper?"
20. start a sing along
21. stare at your thumb and say, "ITS GETTING BIIGER!"
22. say, "I wonder what all these do, and press all the red buttons
23. bring a cooler with a sign on the side that says, HUMAN HEAD
24.pull out your gum in long strings
25. ask each passenger if u could press the button for them
26. stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "your one of THEM!" and move to the far-side of the elevator
27.holler, "SHUTES AWAY!" whenever the elevator desends
28. sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continuisly pressing buttons
29. Bet the other passengers that you can fit a quarter up your nose
30. stand motionless, in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
31. frown and mutter quietly "i gotta go, i gotta go......" then say, "hehe...oops"
32. poke another passenger and pretend it wasnt you
33. play the harmonica
34. showdow box'
35. bring a chair along
36, leanover to another passenger and wisper, "noogie patroll coming"
37. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body"
38. listen to the elevator wall with a stethoscope
39. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk, and announce that it is your personal space
40.wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers with it
41.take a bite out of a sandwhich and ask another passenger, "wanna see whats in mah mouf?"
42. give religious tracts to each passenger
43. on the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stays open untill u hear the penny you dropped go PLINK!
44.exercise
45.wear x-ray specs and leer suggestivly at other passengers
46.one word: Flatulence!
47.when arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and act emmbaressed when they open bythemselves
48. on a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator
49.make explosion noises when ever someone presses a button
50.if any one brushes against you, recoil and holler, "BAD TOUCH!!"
heres a joke!!
Little Nancey was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you doing there, Nancey?"
"My Goldfish died" replied Nancey tearfully without looking up, "And i just barried him" The neighbor was very concerned. "Thats a very big hole for a goldfish, isn`t it?"
Nancey patted down the last heap of dirt and replied, "That`s because he`s inside your stupid cat."
